Gives you a fair idea of the ideal movie star face, though, doesn't it?

Hey. Are you bored? I'm bored.

This sometimes happens when I'm bored.

I made you a little game of guess-the-male-celebrity-in-makeup. There are no prizes.

This is what happens when the wells of true creativity are drained by a completely unproductive day. I know, I know, this behaviour is unworthy of a six-year-old. It is pretty funny, though, isn't it? ISN'T IT?

The Holiday Movie Special

Such Christmas Fun! - Miranda, Series 2 Episode 6 - BBC Two

Charlie and the Doctor's Badger - Doctor Who Confidential - BBC Three

Christmas Carol CAPTION FAIL

Obligatory Christmassy video for you

Because I said I would. And this is sorta awesome.

See you later, agitator!

NANOWRIMO!


My word count is growing ever so sluggishly thisevening, which is quite sad, really. My sentences are becoming horrible, long freight trains, overflowing with redundant words and abundant commas. I won't apologise for the commas.

Been listening to obscure Disney music whilst I novelise, which may be why it's such hard slog... keep getting distracted and hollering LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS! instead of actually getting down to business and defeating this wordcount. I'm a silly. Seriously, though: some Disney music is pretty rubbish, to balance out the famously awesome stuff they've produced. Like this. (WHY DID I LISTEN TO THIS? IT TOOK ME ABOUT TEN YEARS TO GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD THE FIRST TIME! WHAT AM I IN FOR NOW?) And this. (I sort of hate Pocahontas anyway, though.)




This song is sort of guilty pleasure of mine, though. It's one of those songs that sound really really odd when one suddenly starts singing it - though the fact that my sister always tunes in with the alternating lines makes it about twelves times more fun. Just the melodrama and hilarity of it all! DECEPTION! DISGRACE! Go on, zebras, vocalise judgementally! Stomp, all you outraged rhinos! Sway with anger, elephants!
I need sleep and some kind of cure for a dodgy writing style.

What with excellent browsing and sluicing and cheery conversation and what-not the afternoon passed quite happily.

This afternoon (at about 2.45), after much arguement about the venue, myself and the family sat down for a late lunch at a slightly overdecorated restaurant. Whilst waiting for the food someone - I think it was J - began a conversation about attractive Disney characters. Dad and Jel chipped in (I think Ariel got the most votes in the end - after Jessica Rabbit was disqualified). Mum gazed disapprovingly through her eyebrows throughout the conversation, and when Tay turned to me and her and asked for opinions on Disney guys she put in, 'I don't like this topic of conversation, kids. It doesn't seem right.'
Of course, we kept going. My ideas on the subject have already been recorded for posterity. After a bit, when Tay and I agreed that Prince Philip really is the animated dude of dudes, one of my brothers remarked, "Hey, what about that Tangled guy? Flynn something?"
"Oh. Flynnnnn."
My mum blushed, remembering her previous censorious comment. We all laughed. My family is so much fun. X-)

They're Taking The Hobbits To Where?

Eating pumpkin soup and watching The Two Towers:

Me: Geez, Orlando Bloom has really nice legs.

Taiya: What?

Me: His legs! They're nice!

Taiya: You were looking at his legs? Arms I can understand - at least those are close to his face.

Me: Bahahahahaha!

Taiya: Why were you looking at his legs?

Me: His boots are so pretty - they really draw one's attention...

Btw, his face! In this shot! Argghh!

Why am I not in bed, asleep?