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Thursday, 17 December 2009

'Cause My Life Before You Was Unreasonably Mundane


Good eeevening dahlings!
International Talk With A Fake British Accent Day! And I was too chicken to try it out at work :(

Today I played the domestic goddess. It was fun. I washed clothes, washed dishes, vacuumed and mopped floors, cooked and tidied. Oh, and played with a baby. A most beautiful baby. I can't wait to have my own seven little bubbas! That is the plan, you know. Along with being a world famous author of fantastic books that will change the world and touch people's hearts. Yes, that'll do nicely. Now I only need to find a way to absolve world hunger, abortion and the infant death rate and my life plans will be complete!

Anyways, it's been a funny thing, my life so far. Not at all what I was expecting.


I watched 'The Music Man' tonight. :) Why can't people ever seem to put in an effort nowadays like they did back then? All the leading ladies were blue-eyed sopranos with bodies that one could actually see; all the dancers could syncronise difficult steps and grin with manic delight all at once; the songs had bounce and clever lyrics and the violins always snuck in delicately during a kiss...

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