It's just as well for two fellows to know the worst of one another before they begin to live together

Um diddy-diddy... A while ago I was faced for the first time (it might be happening again) with the possibility of maybe sharing the facilities at this my 'ome (I already sort of do - but Grandma and Grandad are mostly upstairs - and there are only visitors about 25% of the time) and as soon as I stopped panicking I was filled with a strange desire to write out a list like Holmes and Watson did when they moved in together at Baker Street. Things you should know before you live in the same house as me:

I sing. ALL THE TIME. Mostly musical theatre. I physically can't stop.

Sometimes I let things get really messy. And then I go crazy and clean everything. Will try not to let that happen in a communal space (the messy, not the cleaning, I mean).

Hate cigarettes. No smoking, ever.

Same goes for dogs. No noisy, smelly dogs please.

I get silly when I'm tired. I get grumpy when I'm hungry. But I'll always try to be polite.

I like communication. If I do something that makes you unhappy say so straight away.

Please like Doctor Who! Or at least let me have the tv for just one night a week :)

Sometimes I get up really early. Sometimes I stay up really late. There's no rhyme or reason really.

I will want to be your friend, just warning in advance.

*Yearns silently for homeschooler hippy commune*