There is a fog sir. If you will recollect, we are now in Autumn - season of mists and mellow fruitfulness

I believe there are two ways of writing novels. One is mine, making a sort of musical comedy without the music and ignoring real life altogether; the other is going right deep down into life and not caring a damn... - P. G. Wodehouse

Have I mentioned how much I love the above-quoted author? Seriously, if you ever need a good, honest dose of comedic escapism in a magical world of tea, kippers and farce, just pick yourself up a nice old Wodehouse...

Had a tonne of stuff to write about. Can't remember a word of it. Oh well, should probably go study...